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Monty Python Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
This is the part where Eric Idle reads from the Book of Armaments about the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. Hilarious!
And St Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ohh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thy enemies to tiny bits in thy Massey. And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and slaves and carp and entropies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats.
Actually, it's Michael Palin reading it. But hilarious nonetheless...
its actually Mike Palin