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Monty Python French Taunt

I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
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At 2/14/09 03:04 PM, hanesian said...

Fantastic!! Just right length and a classic line!

At 9/1/09 09:14 PM, srvlover said...

AWESOME!!!!!

At 10/2/10 05:11 AM, Anonymous said...

Love it!!! Absolutely love it!!!!!

At 6/16/12 07:31 AM, Batsmile said...

Like it

At 11/18/12 12:17 PM, jellyface86 said...

lmao

At 1/25/18 10:18 AM, Katpepper said...

Help....help...I'm being repressed!

At 9/20/22 09:06 AM, Anonymous said...

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