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Monty Python - Answering Machine Song (Long version - Over 2 Minutes!)

Hilarious way to make annoying people not leave you messages. No one is patient enough to wait through four verses of answering machine music. The lyrics are hysterical though. Gotta love Monty Python! :-D
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If you want to leave. Message after the tone. Then speak clearly and I'll call you when I'm home. Just say your words and say your name. Leave the time and date you call. I'll get back to you, unless you're completely a boring old fart. If you want to leave a message. Dolly, please forgive me. At home. I'm out shopping or trying to buy a dress, so please leave your message unless you're in this thread. Please leave a message after the tone. I'm so sorry this is taken me so long. I hope you're not calling from Australia. Or from Singapore. All this whole thing is costing you a fortune as well as being a bar. Leave a message. Please leave me a message after a little talk. All right, I am. I am home. I'm locked up in the bathroom all alone. ...
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At 6/22/11 11:42 AM, lilbrat said...

This is good. Nothing better that 'sincere' and sincerely annoying humor. I love Monty python. Now if only we could get some george carlin...then I'd be in heaven lol

At 3/31/14 06:14 PM, Tia1a said...

I love it!!!

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