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Military Ditch

What is your major malfunction NUMBNUTS? Is a pretty good Ditch message. Spoken with Military authority; it's sure to get their attention.
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What is your major malfunction, ********?
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At 10/15/07 05:28 PM, josxko said...

W00t! R. Lee Ermey!

At 12/26/07 05:37 PM, Nightline said...

R. Lee Ermey -- Drill Instructor Rant

At 8/13/08 03:24 PM, backdraft999 said...

This is R. Lee Ermey as a drill instructor on the movie Full Metal Jacket.

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