Free voicemail greetings

"Message CM42:Let's go pay some hookers to knock our junk around." This is a clip from the Fox TV Show Family Guy episode. Its a spoof on the old "Message CM27:The subscriber you are trying to reach is unavailable or outside the calling area." we have all heard. (Peter Griffin) Wasn't sure where to file this. It's a joke, from tv, and sort of a fake error message. That's three categories so I just stuck it here, but do not use this if you are really trying to fool someone.