Free voicemail greetings

funny

A classic :-) http://www.ahajokes.com/p016.html

hilarilous

this is great

Classic!

I LOVE IT!

huahaha.. SO freakin funny. :D

Funny but too long

theres a number and extension you can call to hear the same thing, but i dont remember it

BEST ONE in my opinion that is.

I have a friend who is a social worker, I think I will attach this one to here number

that one was great

great but too long

thats great! a little long though

i love it halarilous

awesome, simply awesome

I love it!!!! LOL LOL

yeah its wayy to fuckin long

It's long but it is funny XD

crazy funny.lol

o.m.g. this is soooo funny. wow

this is awesome!

this is awesome!

This is very funny and long. However, I think that I might try it. Because it is so long, people who annoy you will probably get annoyed by it and hang up. Hopefully, anyway.

too damn perfect!!! 6969696969696969696

What a riot!!! Excellent!!!

Great but very long for a greating.

This is a classic!

This is a duplicate of id 2172

my brother put this one as mine i lol every time

I love it...he sounds so serious....ROFLMBO!

exxxxelent

i love this and set it ofr some one i know will love it!!! Like me

great!

Check out the messages from jonprivate

this is fucking awesome,

omg....this is freaking hilarious...

AWESOME!!!! AWESOME!! 5 STARS!!

lmfao.

What if I fall under all catagories? God, I love it.

lol This isn't a good one for people who annoy you. They will keep calling back to listen to it again. They will have their friends call you to listen to it. If THEY annoy you, their friends will probably annoy you even more. It's a great message. People will probably start calling in the middle of the night hoping you don't answer the phone so they can hear it again and again. lol I love this one!

EXCELLENT 5 STARS!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!

I use this on my fathers number, and he always gets a kick out of it. He'll call and tell me to hang up so his buddies can listen, i have a bunch of saved voice mails of him and others laughing at it. Makes his day, thanks!

I use this on my fathers number, and he always gets a kick out of it. He'll call and tell me to hang up so his buddies can listen, i have a bunch of saved voice mails of him and others laughing at it. Makes his day, thanks!

Oh my word! I can't stop giggling. My therapist is almost always amused by my VM greetings, but she is really going to love this one! Thank-you so much.

STUPENDOUS, I LOVE, LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS ONE

funny but long. I love it

I love this! I wish there were more like it.

i love it

this one is funny and cool thanks i needed that laugh

made my eyes water!!! lmao

Toooo Funny!!!

this is soooooooooo funny!!

I am laughing my Azz off

great, all my contacts are at least one of these...................

SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

This would be great if it didn't force someone to wait for 40 something seconds... Great to use on someone you don't really like at all. Or possibly hate...

THAT IS f**K*NG GREAT!

this is soooooooooo funnnnnnnny!!!!!!!!!

that is just priceless!

I know the perfect person for this greeting! LMAO!!!!

PERFECT!!!!! LOVE IT!

this is hilarious, love it the best

Perfect.

Exactly what I need for certain people in my life. Thank you!!

i don't get it it dum

jajajaja i think i might use this one :P

My friend is gonna love this! LMAO

ha love this one! Have it set for my best friend because she thinks it's hilarious and will call just to hear it.

Excellent! I'm setting this for everyone!

This is the best! Love love love it! A bit long but its so funny the length is not a problem. LMAO

ha hga lmao this is the best

I accidently rated it. I bought it cause I thought it was awesome. but I accidently rated it a 1 but my computer froze and I did'nt get to finish selecting the stars.

I found this to be most enjoyable, man what a riot (smile)

This is one of the best I have heard, being that I work in the mental field many days this is how you feel..lol

This is one of the best I have heard, being that I work in the mental field many days this is how you feel..lol

Great one I love it

now this shi is very funny!!

Stellar! Thanks

AND IT'S HOWZAT!

Literally had me laughing out loud! Setting it as my default.

Damn I can only have 30 sec greetings on my phone.

verry funny

lol!!

Cool!

KEWL!

Laughed so much my balls hurt!!

Laughed so much my balls hurt!!

Lmao! I fell out lol at this one. !

To long i feel sorry for the listener

Perfect!! So funny, very dry. I love it!

Funnnnny, bit a wee bit too long!

THIS IS SO FUNNY NUMBER 1 FOR PHONES

Awesome. Makes my day

I love this greeting. I do not get as many voice mails anymore from unwanted people. Woohoo.

I like it!

Love it...just awesome

I Love it and have to set it for just a few of my friends. LMAOROTF

This is good I love it my friends will get a kick out of it

woooooooooww.... funny.

This is ridiculously funny!

That's f'n hilarious!!

hahahahahahahaahahahahahhahahahaha!!!!!!

Luv this but don't think too many people will have the patients to listen to the whole message! Well at least if they already heard it! Anyway I absolutely think this is histerical!!!

I love this. I have soooo many contacts l am going to use this on.

Lmao....if someone holds on, they deserve it

This is wayyyyyyy to funny I luv it

Mohamed majeed

Pretty cool

Love it. I know a few of my family members who could have this tone assigned to them

This is not me or wait is it??

Too funny..I love it..LOL

you know mental health professionals listen to this and laugh.

Omg great

Ok. Why in the world would the numbers to press for dyslexic be '696969'? Makes no sense. In the REAL version of this its for nymphos. Dyslexia means you dear sdrawkcab, read backwards for the slow people out there. Did the person who recorded this really not know what dyslexia is? Or are they so embarrassed by sexual things that they cant say nympho? Massive fail.

Dubstuff are u for real? 69 69 69 Is hilarious for dyslexia. No one is uptight here but u. A dyslexic would have a hard time distinguishing between a 6 and a 9. Umm, duh.

Dubstuff, Dyslexia isn't reading things backwards, it's having a hard time distinguishing the difference between numbers and letters that look alike. like 6's and 9's, or q's and p's, or d's and b's. Yes it occasionally makes them read things backwards but it usually just scrambles the letters.

who cares?

Love it. So funny.

Love it

I fell out of my chair laughing, roflol

Great i enjoyed listening to the recording and im going to download it so my friends can get a free laugh from me.

Good.Job in that greetings ok

" Top Greeting That best! "

" This Greeting is great! Thanks! Good Job "

Mental health hot line

Mental health hotline to work now

I love it & it throws ALL OF MY CALLER'S FOR A LOOP! THEY THINK THEY HAVE A WRONG # OR THAT MY # HAS BEEN CHANGED! I CAN SEE ALL OF MY "HANG UP CALLER'S" & I CALL THEM BACK, WELL, NOT EVERYONE LOL LOL BUT, THIS IS SUCH A REALLY FUNNY ONE! I HAVE A LOT OF FUN USING THIS OUTGOING MESSAGE! IT'S AWESOME! :)

Looks like a lot of nutters actually listened to this and applied it to their phones. What a bunch of losers

Lmao the beast one

Wow..this has been around since the dark ages. They can't come up with anything new and more funny? Sad

@Irishvixen, and @upstander, come on! This is a classic! One of my all time favourites! And if you don't like it, fine - everyone is entitled to their own opinion. But instead of putting more negativity into the world, perhaps your time would be better spent writing reviews on things you actually DO enjoy. The world is bad enough as it is. Why add to the disparity with unnecessary and unhelpful reviews like yours. Everyone has the right to their opinion. That does not mean, however, that one should always choose to voice it. Ask yourself this next time you feel like writing a bad review , "Is this helpful?" If your comment or review serves no purpose other than to express how much you hated it, or how 'dumb' people are for liking it, then I would recommend that you save the 4-5 minutes it would have taken you to share your unhelpful thoughts, and do, or see, or listen to something you actually DO like. Wouldn't it be nice to not see hatred and negativity everywhere we looked? Make the world a better place, a kinder place, one post at a time.

That's a good one! Nothing wrong with a little crazy

Too long for Verizon. After the greeting it just disconnects. Adds insult to injury.

Ha ha ha! Great!

Really hilarious but insane. Lol weak

Pressing one repeatedly....still

Lol this is great sending to my daughter cause this is her sense of HUMER

To Irishvixen, concerning being around since the dark ages posted in April 2016. I have been around since the dark ages, I am 71 years old and have never heard this before today. I love it. 26May2018

I had a police officer ask me did I know my phone number was going to a mental health center. I forgot I had this for my answering machine. LOL, she told me to call my service provider and try to get this fixed.

I used this for my psych. She LOVES it!!!!

I absol6iI absolutely love it!

https://mixlr.com/itsmecheech

Nice

Absolutely hysterical! love this one.

Any sexy daddies plz serious only 7153301294

Any sexy daddies plz serious only 7153301294

Nice one

I like this one

Does this go to everyone or just the spam callers?