Free voicemail greetings
Mental Health Hospital
Downloaded from Zedge App. Not mine, does not belong to me, I did not make this but it's hilarious. Love it!
Hello welcome to the Mental Health Hotline. If you are obsessive compulsive press one repeatedly. If you are co-dependent to ask someone to press two for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3456. If you are paranoid we know what you are what you want stay on the line I will trace your call. If you're delusional press seven. Your call will be transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully the small voice will tell you which number to press if you a depressive it doesn't matter which number you're pressing one will.
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