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McLintock & McLintock
Hilarious voicemail greeting from You Don't Know Jack. Sounds like an official voicemail greeting for a company, but is wickedly funny. Hello. You've reached the offices of McLintock & McLintock. If you're calling for McLintock, press 1. If you're calling for the other McLintock, press 2. If you're calling for customer service, press 3. If you're not calling for customer service or either of the McLintocks, please go out in your back yard and hit yourself in the head with a hammer now. If you don't have a hammer, press 4. If you don't have a back yard, press 5. If you don't have a head, press 6. If you're just calling us to annoy us, please wait for the beep, then hang up.
Hello, you've reached the offices of Mcclintock and Mcclintock. If you're calling from Mcclintock, Press 1. If you're calling for the other Mcclintock, press 2. If you're calling for customer service, press 3. If you're not calling for customer service or for either of them Mcclintock, please go out in your backyard and hit yourself in the head with a hammer. Now. If you don't have a hammer, press 4. If you don't have a backyard, press 5. If you don't have a head, press 6. If you're just calling to annoy us, Please wait for the beep. Then hang up.
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HORRIBLE audio