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McLintock & McLintock
Hilarious voicemail greeting from You Don't Know Jack. Sounds like an official voicemail greeting for a company, but is wickedly funny. Hello. You've reached the offices of McLintock & McLintock. If you're calling for McLintock, press 1. If you're calling for the other McLintock, press 2. If you're calling for customer service, press 3. If you're not calling for customer service or either of the McLintocks, please go out in your back yard and hit yourself in the head with a hammer now. If you don't have a hammer, press 4. If you don't have a back yard, press 5. If you don't have a head, press 6. If you're just calling us to annoy us, please wait for the beep, then hang up.