Free voicemail greetings

In a land far away on a peak so tall, Alex and his horses can't answer your call. With Woody and Jesse up they climb, seeking adventure, taking their time. Apfelstrudel awaits for a picnic so grand, a delicious treat in this mountainous land. So he's missed your ring, your chat, your tone, for atop the Matterhorn. He's not near his foe. But worry not, don't feel so vexed. Just shoot him a quick text, or perhaps an email next. Auf Wiedersehen!