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Marine Corps Answering

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Thank you for calling United States Marine Corps. I'm sorry but all our units are out at the moment or are otherwise engaged. Please leave a message with your country name of the organization the region the specific crisis and a number which we can call you back as soon as we've sorted out the ... in Iraq Korea China the waikiki-bob(?) marching up and down the street to Washington DC and compulsory consideration of others training. We will return your call. Please speak after the tone or if you require more options. Please listen to the following numbers. If your crisis is small and simple and close to the sea. Press one for United States Army. If you're concern is edition(?) with the template(?) climate and good hotels and can be solved by one or two low risk high altitude bonding runs. Please press two for the United States Air Force. Please note that this service is not available after 1630 hrs. Or on weekends special consideration will be given the customers requiring satellite or still technology who ...
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32 comments
At 10/25/07 11:06 PM, JonZenor said...

Good but way too long.

At 5/27/08 08:43 PM, Anonymous said...

love it, but most people complain its too long...over 2 minutes.

At 7/21/08 06:41 PM, gorealestate said...

Too long...blab, blab, blab

At 8/5/08 09:28 PM, jerrys said...

who cares if it too long...it's funny...and true

At 9/10/08 10:46 PM, KarenWalker said...

It is too long

At 10/14/08 10:50 AM, Anonymous said...

You'll never get voice messages. They would all hang up before it's over!!!

At 11/6/08 12:18 AM, Anonymous said...

I like that it is too long!!!! I can set it to people I prefer NOT leave a message. They will have to be truly dedicated to get through all of this! LOL

At 12/31/08 01:16 PM, wildhairgirl said...

its funny and long if the people dont want to listen to it they just push 1

At 2/21/09 09:27 PM, ExtremeRetroChick said...

HAHAHAHA! This is way too funny! I love it!

At 4/1/09 06:34 PM, ELGranGeneral said...

Hooo Raaah!

At 6/30/09 06:47 PM, ricpride said...

Hahahaha! Too good!

At 4/10/10 06:27 PM, Jingai said...

The people who say it is way too long, never had to deal with calling about anything related to the Corps.

At 6/23/10 11:03 AM, greavestd said...

LOL memories .. semper fi forever

At 7/30/10 05:39 AM, lcplDuBois said...

OOOH RAH!

At 8/17/10 01:05 AM, DJwisc said...

Best menu ever!

At 8/19/10 01:12 PM, StillCheeky said...

With whats happening in our country today I find it sad ... because it is true.

At 9/1/10 09:08 PM, Anonymous said...

Ooh Rah!

At 9/4/10 09:01 PM, Anonymous said...

He did forget to explain it was a non-secure line, subject to internet disclosure by any wacko out there at any time.

At 9/24/10 01:44 PM, DavidPatrone said...

Semper Fi

At 10/26/11 05:22 PM, Gotts2Go said...

Outstanding!

At 7/25/12 08:22 AM, Mckenny said...

Lol

At 12/21/12 09:29 PM, Anonymous said...

Funny but to long and the guy has a speech impediment .

At 6/8/13 04:07 AM, Dack1 said...

If you think it is too long you don't get it.!

At 6/8/13 11:10 PM, USAFRetMommyOf2 said...

Amazing!!! Love it!

At 4/8/14 10:52 AM, Weso28 said...

This is perfect for people that love a joke or for as someone else already mentioned, for people that you wouldn't actually want to leave you a voice mail at all. I personally love it and will be using it for a few select people.

At 8/1/14 11:38 AM, Anonymous said...

Fuckin sweet!

At 7/12/18 08:24 PM, 2D_Va4U said...

The point if the message is that its long as hell...

At 10/15/18 01:14 AM, Banger5150 said...

This is great.not to long at all.its youmail.its for people you want to not call any way.great greeting

At 5/8/20 06:17 AM, PostalPhysician said...

I would use this for any call identified as SPAM.

At 12/8/21 09:57 AM, Gignacc said...

W

At 12/8/21 10:01 AM, Gignacc said...

Any sexy real daddies 7153301294 serious only plz

At 9/6/22 02:15 PM, Anonymous said...

Waikiki-Bob = Y2K Bug (you must be old to have been there)

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