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Mailbox Unattended
"This mailbox is unattended. Please try your call again later." For whatever reason you might not know that you missed a call, you might not check your messages. If someone leaves you a message, they might be waiting for you to call them back. Stop the nonsense! Don't let someone hold you accountable for ignoring them! I say we should bring back Ma Bell and the rotary-dial phone! But until that happens, keep your mailbox full and use this OGM! Have a mahvelous day, dahlings! ;)