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Louis Ashamallah - Outsourced Voicemail

Louis does a hilarious impersonation of an Indian operator providing the voicemail greeting. Funny greeting by comedian Louis Ashamallah. Outsourced your voicemail to india? Well at least it should be cheaper...
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The person you have called has outsource their voicemail to India. I am your operator in the house-of(?) Pima Petaluma but you may call me Tom please leave your message at the tone and your call will be returned between 10:00 AM and 2:00 PM Bombay Standard Time. Thank you again.
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At 12/25/07 11:39 PM, Anonymous said...

This Greeting will not add to your list of greetings.

At 5/17/08 11:08 AM, PastorRob said...

This is hilarious ... who will not get a laugh out of this one???

At 6/10/08 10:53 AM, Anonymous said...

Tom! LOLOL!!! This guy nails it right on the head!!! LOLOL!!!!

At 9/17/08 10:30 AM, Natrone said...

After all of my IT department being outsourced for the most part, it's fitting to have on my company cell phone.

At 11/16/08 04:59 PM, Boomer said...

This is great....need more of these.....

At 11/16/08 06:32 PM, Anonymous said...

I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard!!

At 11/30/08 10:15 AM, MysteryGirl said...

This is one of the most hysterical greetings I've ever heard. If you've ever called tech support or have friends that do, they'll be laughing when they leave you voicemail! This gets a 10!

At 12/22/08 11:05 PM, Bluewolf said...

Oh my God this is hysterical!!

At 1/6/09 08:38 PM, rleejr said...

Good one.

At 1/7/09 05:43 PM, cmorty72 said...

LOL!! Good one!

At 1/22/09 01:19 AM, Anonymous said...

Don't you think this greeting is a little bit racially insensitive and perpetuates racial steretypes? I'm Indian and find it offensive.

At 1/23/09 11:05 AM, Anonymous said...

I have to agree with the anonymous post just below this one. Ethnic jokes really aren't funny, are they?

At 2/10/09 07:51 AM, jsnbailey said...

Oh get over it. Every race has their stereotypes and jokes, and almost everyone laughs at them. Get a sense of humor and deal.

At 2/21/09 01:06 AM, rleejr said...

I love the posters that come in to stand up to this alleged stereotype vmail as anonymous

At 2/25/09 10:58 AM, Bengaltiger said...

This is way too cool !!!

At 3/17/09 02:55 PM, challgren said...

The best is when a support rep from India calls and gets this message. The voicemail he left was the best.

At 5/12/09 02:34 PM, Anonymous said...

YES THIS MIGHT BE RACIST, BUT WHO CARES!!! THERE ARE SO MANY JOKES ABOUT ALL TYPES OF RACES, I AM HISPANIC AND DONT TELL ME THERE ARE NOT JOKES FOR HISPANIC PEOPLE, COME ON!!! LOOSEN UP!!! I THINK IS IS REALLY F***ING FUNNY!!!

At 6/10/09 07:28 AM, AltimateOne said...

This is by far my all time favorite...

At 6/24/09 04:18 PM, Anonymous said...

Offensive? There are Indians that talk this way just like there are Chinese that talk a certain stereotypical way...shut up and get over it.

At 7/11/09 01:53 AM, mongUCE said...

actually racist jokes are hilarious...except this one.

At 7/19/09 12:00 PM, Rustican said...

what stereotypes are portrayed here????? That IS their accent. Companies outsouce to India and that IS what it sounds like. Its not a racist joke about indians its a joke about outsourcing

At 7/22/09 08:49 AM, VerbatimIT said...

IMHO intention is what's important here. A humorist can make racial or ethnic stereotypes and not have an intention of hurting others. BUT someone who intends to malign, hurt, or put down others can take in the jokes and use them harmfully. It's like a banana. Even it can be a weapon.

At 8/15/09 06:56 AM, Jsmiles said...

This VM is not racist...I have to agree with Rustican. No one is being made fun of, its more about outsourcing than anything else. If you find this offensive then I feel sad for you....

At 9/9/09 09:17 PM, Anonymous said...

MORE like this please

At 9/26/09 11:44 AM, AmorDePapel said...

I've been using this one for a while. I absolutely love it. I still get voicemails of people just laughing!

At 11/4/09 08:19 AM, Anonymous said...

This

At 11/4/09 08:20 AM, Anonymous said...

What a racist thing to have here, But again how many people of USA isn't!

At 11/10/09 09:08 AM, GranDude said...

Funny, my experience has shown those that ring the racist bell the loudest are the biggots.

At 12/27/09 05:27 PM, KimPossible said...

A little note to all the people. Until the further notice, the leaving of comments has been outsourced to India. Please to check back later from 10 am to 2 pm Bombay standard time. Thank you and good morning.

At 1/20/10 02:29 PM, Anonymous said...

Keeps buffering. Any chance of fixing it?????

At 1/23/10 09:46 AM, LadybugJewel said...

Would love to hear this one - but keeps buffering.

At 2/1/10 12:08 PM, FunnyGreetingFan said...

Looks like YouMail fixed whatever problem there was (it plays after I cleared my browser cache). This is a personal favorite of mine.

At 2/1/10 05:25 PM, Anonymous said...

All I can say is Love it, Love it , Love it.

At 2/23/10 09:30 PM, 5_Chick said...

Okay I have to say this is hilarious! I had to listen to it a couple of times!!!!!!!! LMAO A LOT of jobs in my company have been outsourced to India and the thought that a personal vm would be is just the last straw! I don't think this was made with any racial malice intended and is therefore deemed Ingeniously Funny!

At 2/26/10 04:41 AM, JOHNDOOGLES said...

This is great LMAO tech support courtesy of Microsoft and every other company now Voicemail LOL

At 3/5/10 07:46 PM, Anonymous said...

This is very funny! I love it!

At 3/22/10 05:20 AM, BlackberryBoss said...

My job will be literally be outsourced very soon, so this message fits perfectly!!

At 6/15/10 11:37 PM, texter05 said...

Hahahahaha!!! So great!! :D!

At 7/23/10 06:56 AM, SonyCellGuy said...

ohmigosh this is hilarious. last night i was helping my dad with his tracphone & this is EXACTLY what i had to deal with. LOL

At 11/23/10 10:31 PM, chinalee said...

LMMFAOOOOO..........

At 12/17/10 12:27 PM, Incognitoo said...

hehe

At 7/3/11 12:18 AM, Reque said...

Jajaja cool

At 7/20/11 06:53 PM, karenc said...

Awesome!

At 8/31/11 01:45 PM, daredevil said...

How do use that as ur voicemail

At 12/22/11 07:44 AM, BobbyS737036 said...

This is the funniest ever!!!! Downloading it now. May never change my voicemail again! :)

At 1/27/12 09:42 AM, Greaser79 said...

That is the funniest thing I've ever heard!!!

At 7/12/12 07:36 PM, Etson said...

Awesome

At 8/1/12 06:44 PM, Anonymous said...

I am from india and I am going to use this on my voicemail. It will be fun to see the reaction from the other party when I really respond back to their call. Good times ahead!

At 8/30/12 09:41 AM, Renkin said...

Hysterical!!!!

At 10/21/13 10:41 PM, Chloe3248 said...

The best!!! Have people calling me over & over just to hear this message. ROFLMAO

At 5/2/14 04:39 PM, PandaLynn007 said...

That's freaking hullourious!!!!

At 5/13/14 05:29 PM, Lolllllll said...

Oh my hilarious - pls leave a msg after the toan hahahag

At 11/15/14 10:33 AM, Anonymous said...

Ha ha, it's like Apu Nahasapeemapetilon from the Simpsons but he makes the end Petaluma (town in Nor California)! LMFAO

At 4/11/15 06:48 AM, Jah_74 said...

Hell yeah!

At 8/19/15 03:28 PM, MsB0069 said...

Thumbs up!

At 12/29/17 10:41 AM, Anonymous said...

Love it. You forgot: 'Your wireless bill is being charged for this service' hahaha

At 1/11/18 02:22 PM, Anonymous said...

Nice..

At 4/15/18 11:40 AM, Larry1 said...

Offensive.... Yes bro offensive... But I'm using it lol!

At 5/10/18 09:26 AM, SidesPostal said...

Love it love it love it

At 5/10/18 09:35 AM, SidesPostal said...

I not only luv it, I also love the comment about it from anonymous saying something about adding Charges for this call being billed to their mobile phone.

At 11/3/21 06:21 PM, ChargesTownship said...

Omg this is freaking epic!

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