Louis Ashamallah - Outsourced Voicemail

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Louis does a hilarious impersonation of an Indian operator providing the voicemail greeting. Funny greeting by comedian Louis Ashamallah. Outsourced your voicemail to india? Well at least it should be cheaper...
Added: 12/21/07
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Comments On This Greeting ( 60 )
Comment Icon At 12/25/07 11:39 PM, *Anonymous* said...
This Greeting will not add to your list of greetings.
Comment Icon At 5/17/08 11:08 AM, PastorRob said...
This is hilarious ... who will not get a laugh out of this one???
Comment Icon At 6/10/08 10:53 AM, *Anonymous* said...
Tom! LOLOL!!! This guy nails it right on the head!!! LOLOL!!!!
Comment Icon At 9/17/08 10:30 AM, Natrone said...
After all of my IT department being outsourced for the most part, it's fitting to have on my company cell phone.
Comment Icon At 11/16/08 4:59 PM, Boomer said...
This is great....need more of these.....
Comment Icon At 11/16/08 6:32 PM, *Anonymous* said...
I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard!!
Comment Icon At 11/30/08 10:15 AM, MysteryGirl said...
This is one of the most hysterical greetings I've ever heard. If you've ever called tech support or have friends that do, they'll be laughing when they leave you voicemail! This gets a 10!
Comment Icon At 12/22/08 11:05 PM, Bluewolf said...
Oh my God this is hysterical!!
Comment Icon At 1/6/09 8:38 PM, rleejr said...
Good one.
Comment Icon At 1/7/09 5:43 PM, cmorty72 said...
LOL!! Good one!
Comment Icon At 1/22/09 1:19 AM, *Anonymous* said...
Don't you think this greeting is a little bit racially insensitive and perpetuates racial steretypes? I'm Indian and find it offensive.
Comment Icon At 1/23/09 11:05 AM, *Anonymous* said...
I have to agree with the anonymous post just below this one. Ethnic jokes really aren't funny, are they?
Comment Icon At 2/10/09 7:51 AM, jsnbailey said...
Oh get over it. Every race has their stereotypes and jokes, and almost everyone laughs at them. Get a sense of humor and deal.
Comment Icon At 2/21/09 1:06 AM, rleejr said...
I love the posters that come in to stand up to this alleged stereotype vmail as anonymous
Comment Icon At 2/25/09 10:58 AM, Bengaltiger said...
This is way too cool !!!
Comment Icon At 3/17/09 2:55 PM, challgren said...
The best is when a support rep from India calls and gets this message. The voicemail he left was the best.
Comment Icon At 5/12/09 2:34 PM, *Anonymous* said...
YES THIS MIGHT BE RACIST, BUT WHO CARES!!! THERE ARE SO MANY JOKES ABOUT ALL TYPES OF RACES, I AM HISPANIC AND DONT TELL ME THERE ARE NOT JOKES FOR HISPANIC PEOPLE, COME ON!!! LOOSEN UP!!! I THINK IS IS REALLY F***ING FUNNY!!!
Comment Icon At 6/10/09 7:28 AM, AltimateOne said...
This is by far my all time favorite...
Comment Icon At 6/24/09 4:18 PM, *Anonymous* said...
Offensive? There are Indians that talk this way just like there are Chinese that talk a certain stereotypical way...shut up and get over it.
Comment Icon At 7/11/09 1:53 AM, mongUCE said...
actually racist jokes are hilarious...except this one.
Comment Icon At 7/19/09 12:00 PM, Rustican said...
what stereotypes are portrayed here????? That IS their accent. Companies outsouce to India and that IS what it sounds like. Its not a racist joke about indians its a joke about outsourcing
Comment Icon At 7/22/09 8:49 AM, VerbatimIT said...
IMHO intention is what's important here. A humorist can make racial or ethnic stereotypes and not have an intention of hurting others. BUT someone who intends to malign, hurt, or put down others can take in the jokes and use them harmfully. It's like a banana. Even it can be a weapon.
Comment Icon At 8/15/09 6:56 AM, Jsmiles said...
This VM is not racist...I have to agree with Rustican. No one is being made fun of, its more about outsourcing than anything else. If you find this offensive then I feel sad for you....
Comment Icon At 9/9/09 9:17 PM, *Anonymous* said...
MORE like this please
Comment Icon At 9/26/09 11:44 AM, AmorDePapel said...
I've been using this one for a while. I absolutely love it. I still get voicemails of people just laughing!
Comment Icon At 11/4/09 8:19 AM, *Anonymous* said...
This
Comment Icon At 11/4/09 8:20 AM, *Anonymous* said...
What a racist thing to have here, But again how many people of USA isn't!
Comment Icon At 11/10/09 9:08 AM, GranDude said...
Funny, my experience has shown those that ring the racist bell the loudest are the biggots.
Comment Icon At 12/27/09 5:27 PM, KimPossible said...
A little note to all the people. Until the further notice, the leaving of comments has been outsourced to India. Please to check back later from 10 am to 2 pm Bombay standard time. Thank you and good morning.
Comment Icon At 1/20/10 2:29 PM, *Anonymous* said...
Keeps buffering. Any chance of fixing it?????
Comment Icon At 1/23/10 9:46 AM, LadybugJewel said...
Would love to hear this one - but keeps buffering.
Comment Icon At 2/1/10 12:08 PM, FunnyGreetingFan said...
Looks like YouMail fixed whatever problem there was (it plays after I cleared my browser cache). This is a personal favorite of mine.
Comment Icon At 2/1/10 5:25 PM, *Anonymous* said...
All I can say is Love it, Love it , Love it.
Comment Icon At 2/23/10 9:30 PM, 5_Chick said...
Okay I have to say this is hilarious! I had to listen to it a couple of times!!!!!!!! LMAO A LOT of jobs in my company have been outsourced to India and the thought that a personal vm would be is just the last straw! I don't think this was made with any racial malice intended and is therefore deemed Ingeniously Funny!
Comment Icon At 2/26/10 4:41 AM, JOHNDOOGLES said...
This is great LMAO tech support courtesy of Microsoft and every other company now Voicemail LOL
Comment Icon At 3/5/10 7:46 PM, *Anonymous* said...
This is very funny! I love it!
Comment Icon At 3/22/10 5:20 AM, BlackberryBoss said...
My job will be literally be outsourced very soon, so this message fits perfectly!!
Comment Icon At 6/15/10 11:37 PM, texter05 said...
Hahahahaha!!! So great!! :D!
Comment Icon At 7/23/10 6:56 AM, SonyCellGuy said...
ohmigosh this is hilarious. last night i was helping my dad with his tracphone & this is EXACTLY what i had to deal with. LOL
Comment Icon At 11/23/10 10:31 PM, chinalee said...
LMMFAOOOOO..........
Comment Icon At 12/17/10 12:27 PM, Incognitoo said...
hehe
Comment Icon At 7/3/11 12:18 AM, Reque said...
Jajaja cool
Comment Icon At 7/20/11 6:53 PM, karenc said...
Awesome!
Comment Icon At 8/31/11 1:45 PM, daredevil said...
How do use that as ur voicemail
Comment Icon At 12/22/11 7:44 AM, BobbyS737036 said...
This is the funniest ever!!!! Downloading it now. May never change my voicemail again! :)
Comment Icon At 1/27/12 9:42 AM, Greaser79 said...
That is the funniest thing I've ever heard!!!
Comment Icon At 7/12/12 7:36 PM, Etson said...
Awesome
Comment Icon At 8/1/12 6:44 PM, *Anonymous* said...
I am from india and I am going to use this on my voicemail. It will be fun to see the reaction from the other party when I really respond back to their call. Good times ahead!
Comment Icon At 8/30/12 9:41 AM, Renkin said...
Hysterical!!!!
Comment Icon At 10/21/13 10:41 PM, Chloe3248 said...
The best!!! Have people calling me over & over just to hear this message. ROFLMAO
Comment Icon At 5/2/14 4:39 PM, PandaLynn007 said...
That's freaking hullourious!!!!
Comment Icon At 5/13/14 5:29 PM, Lolllllll said...
Oh my hilarious - pls leave a msg after the toan hahahag
Comment Icon At 11/15/14 10:33 AM, *Anonymous* said...
Ha ha, it's like Apu Nahasapeemapetilon from the Simpsons but he makes the end Petaluma (town in Nor California)! LMFAO
Comment Icon At 4/11/15 6:48 AM, Jah_74 said...
Hell yeah!
Comment Icon At 8/19/15 3:28 PM, MsB0069 said...
Thumbs up!
Comment Icon At 12/29/17 10:41 AM, *Anonymous* said...
Love it. You forgot: 'Your wireless bill is being charged for this service' hahaha
Comment Icon At 1/11/18 2:22 PM, *Anonymous* said...
Nice..
Comment Icon At 4/15/18 11:40 AM, Larry1 said...
Offensive.... Yes bro offensive... But I'm using it lol!
Comment Icon At 5/10/18 9:26 AM, SidesPostal said...
Love it love it love it
Comment Icon At 5/10/18 9:35 AM, SidesPostal said...
I not only luv it, I also love the comment about it from anonymous saying something about adding Charges for this call being billed to their mobile phone.

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