Free voicemail greetings

Mr Sandberg, thanks for coming to your performance review. No problem. So you're in charge around here. Is that fair to say? Absolutely. I'm the boss. OK, so take us through a day in the life of the boss. Well, the first thing I do is talk to corporate. Approve memo, lead a workshop. Remember birthdays, direct workflow, my own bathroom. Micromanage. Promote synergy. Hit on Deborah. Get rejected. Swallow. Sadness. Come back, you call a sex line cry. Deeply committed to refund your bagel harassment lawsuit. No promotion, 5th of vodka **** on Debra's death by a gun in my mouth. Can't ******* do it. ****. *****. Yeah. About the window. Crashed my car. Suck my own ****? Eat some chicken strips. Cut my balls off. Black out in this newer giant fish. ******* grains down. Turn into a check on the Russian crash into the Sun. Now I'm dead. Uh-huh. So that's an average day for you, then? No doubt you chop your balls off and die. Hell yeah, and I think at one point there you said something about. Making your own ****? ...