Lewd or Threatening Caller

The wireless subscriber you've dialed has reported this telephone number as a lewd or threatening caller. The appropriate documentation has been filed with the subscriber's local law enforcement agency. This and all future attempts to call as well as text messages collected will be forwarded to that law enforcement agency for investigation, good bye
Added: 6/13/08
From: imprendit0re
Listens: 395020
Tags: threatening lewd enforcement law
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Comments On This Greeting ( 88 )
At 7/12/08 11:53 AM, *Anonymous* said...
Perfect! Only took one time to get rid of an extremely annoying caller.
At 10/17/08 5:57 PM, Velizze said...
I love it!
At 11/19/08 11:29 AM, cmart said...
AWESOME!!!!
At 6/11/09 1:42 PM, nwkristina said...
Great!
At 8/28/09 12:17 PM, The_Forastero said...
This GOTTA BE THE MOST AWESOME MESSAGE EVER!!!
At 12/14/09 4:46 AM, keikei said...
good one
At 2/23/10 5:37 PM, d0z3r said...
OMFG!!!!!!! ROTFLMAO !!!!!!!!! The BEST.......The Best ever....LOL
At 4/15/10 12:56 PM, meow70 said...
Perfect...Just what I needed
At 5/7/10 7:52 AM, Amazing22 said...
omg this is perfect for my ex who doesnt not leave me alone! I love it!!
At 5/12/10 3:35 AM, AnthonyUSNCorpsman said...
perfect! using this against some scam companies calling me
At 5/16/10 12:02 PM, GoldUnknown said...
Thanks!!! I Have A Long Distance Jamaica Number That Keep Bothering Me And WOKE ME UP ON A SATURDAY!
At 5/30/10 6:48 AM, aeg4941 said...
OMG, I so using this!!!
At 6/9/10 9:26 AM, DRICHH said...
oh hell yeah THIS IS PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!
At 6/9/10 11:05 PM, FromTheInside said...
I had some pain in the ass bothering me and harassing me but after setting it up so my phone sends their calls directly to voicemail and then this plays and then hangs up on them, the person heard it once, never called again, and put up an away message on AIM saying talking to my mommy about a pathetic person LOL. I love scaring idiots that bother me. Even more pathetic is that the person is 19 years old.
At 6/10/10 9:49 AM, Luie said...
i love this. it worked great the person that was calling all the time and won't getting the message when i won't even reply to her heard this one time and never called or texted again. LOL it's great
At 7/15/10 8:44 AM, *Anonymous* said...
LMAO! I love it!
At 11/2/10 9:52 AM, *Anonymous* said...
I'm hoping this works for some jerk outfit who calls me before 8 am, constantly calls in the mornings, including on Saturdays, sometimes leaves messages going on and on in Spanish, and at other times I get this idiotic message, Please hold, your call will be connected in a few minutes. The voicemails are irritating and stupid - no comprehensible message has ever been left. This is my CELL and it's on the Do Not Call List.
At 11/9/10 11:18 AM, wenny said...
give me that number calling you and i will call them in german and polish and french and tell them to just f*ck off lol ...works everytime lol
At 12/17/10 10:28 AM, *Anonymous* said...
the phone disconnected greeting also works wonders too! theyll stop attempting to call eventually
At 1/8/11 11:09 PM, *Anonymous* said...
I don't know which one is better: this one or Dem Franchise Boyz...either one will get the job done.
At 4/1/11 12:28 PM, MsDada said...
Love it
At 5/12/11 6:26 AM, tsmiff said...
This is perfect for a greeting for my estranged spouse! Thank You!!!!
At 6/15/11 7:42 PM, Amberland said...
I LOVE IT AND HAVE IT FOR MY EX!! he calld the day after i pick it and hasn't calld again yet. He's prob scared too. lol
At 7/9/11 9:08 PM, *Anonymous* said...
Awesome and works to rid unwanted callers. Highly recommended!!
At 7/26/11 5:01 PM, *Anonymous* said...
Are collection agencies really gullible enough to fall for this? Doubtful...
At 8/16/11 4:16 AM, sugarplumlove said...
wonderful!!
At 8/26/11 9:10 AM, sweetheartbabez said...
I love it!!!!!!! Lol. Perfect for ex's, and just annoying people in general! But does any 1 know how to just hang up on them without them leaving a voicemail after hearn this. Because it still beeps.
At 8/28/11 2:10 AM, Kfrison said...
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS!!!
At 9/5/11 11:55 AM, *Anonymous* said...
asome great for my fiends
At 9/5/11 4:07 PM, ykane said...
Can someone please tell me how to set this for a specific contact? I can not figure it out at all!!!
At 9/18/11 8:43 AM, YourEnemy29ME said...
To post for a specific caller, go to greetings community then click my account in top right corner, then click my greetings and you can set greetings for specific callers.
At 9/27/11 8:06 AM, kimikele said...
seas & desist
At 10/1/11 2:44 PM, judysellsnaples said...
This was awesome to use on an X who is a jerk!
At 10/17/11 3:43 AM, Kfrison said...
@yourenemy---THANK YOU!!!! Been trying to figure that out for a while.
At 2/11/12 9:40 AM, DoroTheou said...
Great job finally got rid of telemarketing jerks.
At 2/22/12 9:18 PM, autochick82 said...
Your website should give the option to set this greeting for specific callers you want to screen!
At 2/24/12 5:07 PM, imprendit0re said...
I forgot about this thing! Im glad you all like it!
At 3/27/12 7:51 AM, PrettyPrincess said...
OMG Thank You!!!! Maybe This Will Scare My Looser Ex....Thanks Luv It!!
At 4/26/12 8:43 AM, ElectraSpark said...
Followed directions enemy left below but still can't fig how 2set 4 specific callers :(
At 5/16/12 8:53 PM, dontrell said...
Love it
At 5/22/12 2:53 PM, dixietp said...
How do u set this ringtone for just certain callers
At 5/24/12 5:06 AM, NastyN8 said...
Try opening yer contacts list then select the contact you wish to set that ringtone for and enter into the edit mode for that profile then scroll down till you see the option to change the ringtone from default to desired ringtone and save and exit
At 7/12/12 7:39 PM, Etson said...
Too funny
At 7/15/12 4:19 PM, *Anonymous* said...
Goodbye blocked callers! :)
At 9/2/12 7:03 PM, Bigpizzle said...
It would be I-deal if I was a liar !
At 1/14/13 3:28 PM, carmichael5 said...
I can't get you mail to work
At 4/20/13 7:30 AM, Mznetwiz said...
Omg, I love this bcuz my ex isn't getting the picture!
At 7/9/13 3:46 PM, critty said...
Someone wants to kill me so this might help, not a lol moment
At 10/31/13 11:45 AM, MilaWho said...
Thank You! Icky negative callers begone!
At 12/6/13 1:12 PM, JoshB said...
I used this on my neighbor. He apologized and we're good friends now. :)
At 12/26/13 4:25 AM, sgrayban said...
Gotta love it !! :)
At 2/23/14 5:45 PM, ARealGem said...
Used it on a guy who would not
At 2/26/14 3:17 PM, *Anonymous* said...
This is hilarious. I'm doing this to a couple of friends. They'll flip. This has to be one of my fav so far. Sounds completely legit.
At 3/8/14 6:27 PM, MRRodzilla said...
5683 the Greeting
At 3/19/14 7:10 PM, ringbackgirl said...
Hahahah
At 3/20/14 2:38 PM, Yackasstrip said...
Love it
At 5/30/14 6:25 AM, Amymay said...
Lol hell yea
At 7/13/14 8:01 PM, TotallyWhimsical said...
Well done!
At 7/16/14 11:44 AM, dieann63 said...
Great idea!!!
At 7/17/14 12:38 AM, Luvbug13 said...
lol good for the ones that bother you too much!
At 9/9/14 2:12 PM, RainyMood said...
LOVE THIS!! Used it on more than one annoying fool that didnt know when to quit. Works EVERY time!!
At 9/17/14 3:07 PM, Krishar said...
I used this on my ex husband and he freaked out!!! It worked!!!
At 11/8/14 12:26 PM, arly said...
How do i send it to my ex.lmao
At 11/8/14 12:28 PM, arly said...
How do i send it to my ex.lmao
At 12/2/14 1:19 AM, Brighteye57 said...
Omg awesome for annoying phone calls!
At 12/7/14 10:38 PM, akin2255 said...
Absolutely love it !!! scare away annoying freaks out there.
At 12/15/14 7:43 AM, *Anonymous* said...
Love it. Get so many spammers. Maybe this will deter them.
At 12/30/14 5:01 PM, dragonmaster2015 said...
I love it
At 1/17/15 7:13 AM, *Anonymous* said...
I love this greeting. Straight to the point.
At 2/3/15 4:06 PM, ssmama77 said...
Perfect for my exes! Thank you!
At 4/1/15 4:28 AM, ibaqtpie said...
Very nice
At 4/18/15 2:23 PM, Honeydew47 said...
OMG!!!!!!Love this greeting. Thanks
At 6/4/15 6:56 PM, polo68 said...
How do I add this to my account?? Do I need a premium account?
At 6/13/15 10:45 AM, Mavrickny1 said...
Awesome but can't download it
At 7/28/15 12:34 AM, Em072205 said...
Best.voicemail.ever!!! For telemarketers and people who won't leave me alone! Lol
At 9/11/15 8:11 AM, *Anonymous* said...
Use this as my weed guys voicemail LOL
At 10/22/15 2:28 PM, VioDragonash said...
I wish I knew about this a year ago a friend of mine was being stalked now my hubbie can use it for his ex and sister lol
At 1/16/16 12:42 PM, Ricky151 said...
I Love This one, it's one of my favorites.
At 8/2/16 8:52 PM, Em072205 said...
My favorite ditch voicemail!
At 8/13/16 7:54 AM, Chuck1906 said...
Why are these greetings sooooooo long!!!!
At 3/3/17 9:23 AM, tekknokat said...
superb
At 3/3/17 9:35 AM, tekknokat said...
superb sound quality. The volume is loud without distortion, sustains clarity throughout, and the tone is on pitch. This recorded "Greeting" should set the standard all future recorded "Greetings" should strive for
At 12/19/17 8:42 AM, StockingsAlign said...
GENIUS, JUST GENIUS
At 1/1/18 3:03 PM, Mitzic77 said...
Perfect!
At 2/8/18 4:33 PM, RecordPiece said...
But they can still leave you a voicemail?
At 3/14/18 6:52 PM, WCarroll said...
Love it!
At 4/17/18 11:34 PM, RegionBookstore said...
This is perfect for my stalker. Just what ive been looking for
At 5/31/18 7:13 PM, sunflower1 said...
No Premium needed. Just add this greeting. This is too freaking funny.

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