Lewd or Threatening Caller

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The wireless subscriber you've dialed has reported this telephone number as a lewd or threatening caller. The appropriate documentation has been filed with the subscriber's local law enforcement agency. This and all future attempts to call as well as text messages collected will be forwarded to that law enforcement agency for investigation, good bye
Added: 6/13/08
From: imprendit0re
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Tags: threatening lewd enforcement law
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Comments On This Greeting ( 88 )
Comment Icon At 7/12/08, 6:53 PM, *Anonymous* said...
Perfect! Only took one time to get rid of an extremely annoying caller.
Comment Icon At 10/18/08, 12:57 AM, Velizze said...
I love it!
Comment Icon At 11/19/08, 7:29 PM, cmart said...
AWESOME!!!!
Comment Icon At 6/11/09, 8:42 PM, nwkristina said...
Great!
Comment Icon At 8/28/09, 7:17 PM, The_Forastero said...
This GOTTA BE THE MOST AWESOME MESSAGE EVER!!!
Comment Icon At 12/14/09, 12:46 PM, keikei said...
good one
Comment Icon At 2/24/10, 1:37 AM, d0z3r said...
OMFG!!!!!!! ROTFLMAO !!!!!!!!! The BEST.......The Best ever....LOL
Comment Icon At 4/15/10, 7:56 PM, meow70 said...
Perfect...Just what I needed
Comment Icon At 5/7/10, 2:52 PM, Amazing22 said...
omg this is perfect for my ex who doesnt not leave me alone! I love it!!
Comment Icon At 5/12/10, 10:35 AM, AnthonyUSNCorpsman said...
perfect! using this against some scam companies calling me
Comment Icon At 5/16/10, 7:02 PM, GoldUnknown said...
Thanks!!! I Have A Long Distance Jamaica Number That Keep Bothering Me And WOKE ME UP ON A SATURDAY!
Comment Icon At 5/30/10, 1:48 PM, aeg4941 said...
OMG, I so using this!!!
Comment Icon At 6/9/10, 4:26 PM, DRICHH said...
oh hell yeah THIS IS PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!
Comment Icon At 6/10/10, 6:05 AM, FromTheInside said...
I had some pain in the ass bothering me and harassing me but after setting it up so my phone sends their calls directly to voicemail and then this plays and then hangs up on them, the person heard it once, never called again, and put up an away message on AIM saying talking to my mommy about a pathetic person LOL. I love scaring idiots that bother me. Even more pathetic is that the person is 19 years old.
Comment Icon At 6/10/10, 4:49 PM, Luie said...
i love this. it worked great the person that was calling all the time and won't getting the message when i won't even reply to her heard this one time and never called or texted again. LOL it's great
Comment Icon At 7/15/10, 3:44 PM, *Anonymous* said...
LMAO! I love it!
Comment Icon At 11/2/10, 4:52 PM, *Anonymous* said...
I'm hoping this works for some jerk outfit who calls me before 8 am, constantly calls in the mornings, including on Saturdays, sometimes leaves messages going on and on in Spanish, and at other times I get this idiotic message, Please hold, your call will be connected in a few minutes. The voicemails are irritating and stupid - no comprehensible message has ever been left. This is my CELL and it's on the Do Not Call List.
Comment Icon At 11/9/10, 7:18 PM, wenny said...
give me that number calling you and i will call them in german and polish and french and tell them to just f*ck off lol ...works everytime lol
Comment Icon At 12/17/10, 6:28 PM, *Anonymous* said...
the phone disconnected greeting also works wonders too! theyll stop attempting to call eventually
Comment Icon At 1/9/11, 7:09 AM, *Anonymous* said...
I don't know which one is better: this one or Dem Franchise Boyz...either one will get the job done.
Comment Icon At 4/1/11, 7:28 PM, MsDada said...
Love it
Comment Icon At 5/12/11, 1:26 PM, tsmiff said...
This is perfect for a greeting for my estranged spouse! Thank You!!!!
Comment Icon At 6/16/11, 2:42 AM, Amberland said...
I LOVE IT AND HAVE IT FOR MY EX!! he calld the day after i pick it and hasn't calld again yet. He's prob scared too. lol
Comment Icon At 7/10/11, 4:08 AM, *Anonymous* said...
Awesome and works to rid unwanted callers. Highly recommended!!
Comment Icon At 7/27/11, 12:01 AM, *Anonymous* said...
Are collection agencies really gullible enough to fall for this? Doubtful...
Comment Icon At 8/16/11, 11:16 AM, sugarplumlove said...
wonderful!!
Comment Icon At 8/26/11, 4:10 PM, sweetheartbabez said...
I love it!!!!!!! Lol. Perfect for ex's, and just annoying people in general! But does any 1 know how to just hang up on them without them leaving a voicemail after hearn this. Because it still beeps.
Comment Icon At 8/28/11, 9:10 AM, Kfrison said...
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS!!!
Comment Icon At 9/5/11, 6:55 PM, *Anonymous* said...
asome great for my fiends
Comment Icon At 9/5/11, 11:07 PM, ykane said...
Can someone please tell me how to set this for a specific contact? I can not figure it out at all!!!
Comment Icon At 9/18/11, 3:43 PM, YourEnemy29ME said...
To post for a specific caller, go to greetings community then click my account in top right corner, then click my greetings and you can set greetings for specific callers.
Comment Icon At 9/27/11, 3:06 PM, kimikele said...
seas & desist
Comment Icon At 10/1/11, 9:44 PM, judysellsnaples said...
This was awesome to use on an X who is a jerk!
Comment Icon At 10/17/11, 10:43 AM, Kfrison said...
@yourenemy---THANK YOU!!!! Been trying to figure that out for a while.
Comment Icon At 2/11/12, 5:40 PM, DoroTheou said...
Great job finally got rid of telemarketing jerks.
Comment Icon At 2/23/12, 5:18 AM, autochick82 said...
Your website should give the option to set this greeting for specific callers you want to screen!
Comment Icon At 2/25/12, 1:07 AM, imprendit0re said...
I forgot about this thing! Im glad you all like it!
Comment Icon At 3/27/12, 2:51 PM, PrettyPrincess said...
OMG Thank You!!!! Maybe This Will Scare My Looser Ex....Thanks Luv It!!
Comment Icon At 4/26/12, 3:43 PM, ElectraSpark said...
Followed directions enemy left below but still can't fig how 2set 4 specific callers :(
Comment Icon At 5/17/12, 3:53 AM, dontrell said...
Love it
Comment Icon At 5/22/12, 9:53 PM, dixietp said...
How do u set this ringtone for just certain callers
Comment Icon At 5/24/12, 12:06 PM, NastyN8 said...
Try opening yer contacts list then select the contact you wish to set that ringtone for and enter into the edit mode for that profile then scroll down till you see the option to change the ringtone from default to desired ringtone and save and exit
Comment Icon At 7/13/12, 2:39 AM, Etson said...
Too funny
Comment Icon At 7/15/12, 11:19 PM, *Anonymous* said...
Goodbye blocked callers! :)
Comment Icon At 9/3/12, 2:03 AM, Bigpizzle said...
It would be I-deal if I was a liar !
Comment Icon At 1/14/13, 11:28 PM, carmichael5 said...
I can't get you mail to work
Comment Icon At 4/20/13, 2:30 PM, Mznetwiz said...
Omg, I love this bcuz my ex isn't getting the picture!
Comment Icon At 7/9/13, 10:46 PM, critty said...
Someone wants to kill me so this might help, not a lol moment
Comment Icon At 10/31/13, 6:45 PM, MilaWho said...
Thank You! Icky negative callers begone!
Comment Icon At 12/6/13, 9:12 PM, JoshB said...
I used this on my neighbor. He apologized and we're good friends now. :)
Comment Icon At 12/26/13, 12:25 PM, sgrayban said...
Gotta love it !! :)
Comment Icon At 2/24/14, 1:45 AM, ARealGem said...
Used it on a guy who would not
Comment Icon At 2/26/14, 11:17 PM, *Anonymous* said...
This is hilarious. I'm doing this to a couple of friends. They'll flip. This has to be one of my fav so far. Sounds completely legit.
Comment Icon At 3/9/14, 2:27 AM, MRRodzilla said...
5683 the Greeting
Comment Icon At 3/20/14, 2:10 AM, ringbackgirl said...
Hahahah
Comment Icon At 3/20/14, 9:38 PM, Yackasstrip said...
Love it
Comment Icon At 5/30/14, 1:25 PM, Amymay said...
Lol hell yea
Comment Icon At 7/14/14, 3:01 AM, TotallyWhimsical said...
Well done!
Comment Icon At 7/16/14, 6:44 PM, dieann63 said...
Great idea!!!
Comment Icon At 7/17/14, 7:38 AM, Luvbug13 said...
lol good for the ones that bother you too much!
Comment Icon At 9/9/14, 9:12 PM, RainyMood said...
LOVE THIS!! Used it on more than one annoying fool that didnt know when to quit. Works EVERY time!!
Comment Icon At 9/17/14, 10:07 PM, Krishar said...
I used this on my ex husband and he freaked out!!! It worked!!!
Comment Icon At 11/8/14, 8:26 PM, arly said...
How do i send it to my ex.lmao
Comment Icon At 11/8/14, 8:28 PM, arly said...
How do i send it to my ex.lmao
Comment Icon At 12/2/14, 9:19 AM, Brighteye57 said...
Omg awesome for annoying phone calls!
Comment Icon At 12/8/14, 6:38 AM, akin2255 said...
Absolutely love it !!! scare away annoying freaks out there.
Comment Icon At 12/15/14, 3:43 PM, *Anonymous* said...
Love it. Get so many spammers. Maybe this will deter them.
Comment Icon At 12/31/14, 1:01 AM, dragonmaster2015 said...
I love it
Comment Icon At 1/17/15, 3:13 PM, *Anonymous* said...
I love this greeting. Straight to the point.
Comment Icon At 2/4/15, 12:06 AM, ssmama77 said...
Perfect for my exes! Thank you!
Comment Icon At 4/1/15, 11:28 AM, ibaqtpie said...
Very nice
Comment Icon At 4/18/15, 9:23 PM, Honeydew47 said...
OMG!!!!!!Love this greeting. Thanks
Comment Icon At 6/5/15, 1:56 AM, polo68 said...
How do I add this to my account?? Do I need a premium account?
Comment Icon At 6/13/15, 5:45 PM, Mavrickny1 said...
Awesome but can't download it
Comment Icon At 7/28/15, 7:34 AM, Em072205 said...
Best.voicemail.ever!!! For telemarketers and people who won't leave me alone! Lol
Comment Icon At 9/11/15, 3:11 PM, *Anonymous* said...
Use this as my weed guys voicemail LOL
Comment Icon At 10/22/15, 9:28 PM, VioDragonash said...
I wish I knew about this a year ago a friend of mine was being stalked now my hubbie can use it for his ex and sister lol
Comment Icon At 1/16/16, 8:42 PM, Ricky151 said...
I Love This one, it's one of my favorites.
Comment Icon At 8/3/16, 3:52 AM, Em072205 said...
My favorite ditch voicemail!
Comment Icon At 8/13/16, 2:54 PM, Chuck1906 said...
Why are these greetings sooooooo long!!!!
Comment Icon At 3/3/17, 5:23 PM, tekknokat said...
superb
Comment Icon At 3/3/17, 5:35 PM, tekknokat said...
superb sound quality. The volume is loud without distortion, sustains clarity throughout, and the tone is on pitch. This recorded "Greeting" should set the standard all future recorded "Greetings" should strive for
Comment Icon At 12/19/17, 4:42 PM, StockingsAlign said...
GENIUS, JUST GENIUS
Comment Icon At 1/1/18, 11:03 PM, Mitzic77 said...
Perfect!
Comment Icon At 2/9/18, 12:33 AM, RecordPiece said...
But they can still leave you a voicemail?
Comment Icon At 3/15/18, 1:52 AM, WCarroll said...
Love it!
Comment Icon At 4/18/18, 6:34 AM, RegionBookstore said...
This is perfect for my stalker. Just what ive been looking for
Comment Icon At 6/1/18, 2:13 AM, sunflower1 said...
No Premium needed. Just add this greeting. This is too freaking funny.

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