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It is holy world. Hello. What's up, man? Yeah, I'm gonna head to the studio right now. I'm just about to go to the store real quick. Give me a energy drink. Alright then. Hey player, you wanna have some fun now since you got the wrong one, man? It's a little broad. Got some of their grain. Grain going to get one of these bags up off me. Get tight around here now, honey. I'm straight. You got that, man? Just energy drink. Like that. You be done now. Nah, man, I got Jesus, man. I'm good. I'm I. Patient what? Remind me again what you used to power your boy. You always give me call, Sir. Here you go with that again. You act like we're cool or something. Let's go smoke a cool or something or something. Now, man, I ain't trusting you. Hey, nothing but listening. You think be the God. I obey the teaching I wasn't trusted to. Cause when you pass by, you just want your boy to backslide. Have me feeling sick like I'm coming down off a crack house. Man, that's a flat line. You act like I'm the bad guy. You knowing me...