Free voicemail greetings

Hi I'm not here please leave a message for my dog who will return your call as soon as he finishes going through the garbage and depositing it all over my name is clean kitchen floor turns over his water dish. Use the buttons off the couch cushions. Chase is the neighbor set up the big tree on the block finished(?) working himself in areas that are in polite and mix company in the presence of beach(?) and sort of the bark.