Free voicemail greetings

Sorry but no one is available to answer your call at this time. If you'd like to leave a message please wait for the beep then press # press three then dial your name then press six and dial your number then press star press 69 ask for extension 4443 and leave your name and message. If you want to leave your number and the time you called. Please press star twice bark(?) like a dog been in a circle press 1:26 times and wait for the beep and thanks for call.