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Krackle

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I had a Mr Pibb. Mr Pibb is a replica of Doctor Pepper, but it's the ******** replica cause due to even get his degree. Why did you have to drop out and start making pop so soon? I went to a doctor. All he did was suck blood from my neck. Don't go see Doctor Acula. I wanna I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into other locations that have traveled to. But first you have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down. I don't wanna have my face on the cover of a Wheaties box. I wanna have my face on the cover of a rice Krispies box. Snap, crackle, Mitch and pop. Hey, how the **** did you do that? Hey, Hollywood, it's all who you know and I know. Crackle.
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At 3/17/08 12:08 PM, abemore said...

perfect, a 1 min message follow by another 1 min of dead air.

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