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Kermit & Miss Piggy Tell a Joke
Kermit & Miss Piggy tell a joke on the Muppet Show.
Hello, we have this wonderful joke to tell. It's joke telling time it's coming. Well, I thought you were going to do it. OK, I'll talk. I'll talk to Joe. Umm. There's this vote this taking an ocean voyage and the boat all of a sudden sank. You have to you have to tell why the boat sank. Ohh, I'm sorry. At the at the boat sank. The boat hit an iceberg. That's right, right. And the boat sank. And then some people swam to shore. About four people found this island and then square. Wait, wait, wait. It was three people. I thought it was four. He was studying. There was this boat. You don't have to start again. And the book is on an ocean voyage, and it hit an iceberg. And it sank. And three people, right. Three people, three people swam to this island. Not a sweet people were a grocer, a tailor and a lawyer. So wait, wait. No, no, no, no, no. It wasn't a grocery. No, it was a. It was a doctor. And it was a politician. And it was a lawyer doctor and a politician. And lawyer was are the people. But it has to be ...
At 1/28/11 11:33 PM, Wry_Dog said...
Umm, while I loves me some muppets 1:45 is a bit long to use as a VM msg... jus' sayin...
At 10/13/17 11:48 AM, Capricorn1203 said...
Great for telemarketers.
At 11/23/21 05:44 PM, Anonymous said...
Kermit sounds different! This IS too long though!