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Good evening, Ahmed. Good evening. Incident. You're a terrorist. Yes, I am the terrorist. What kind of terrorist? A terrifying. Paradise? I kill you. So, Achmed, no, no, he's Ahmed. That's what I said. No, you said it's. I kill you. How do you spell it? What? How do you how do you spell your name? Or is he a? See? Film. You have some sort of specialty, yes, in the suicide bomber. So you're finished. What? You've done your job. No, it hasn't. But you're dead. No, I'm not. I feel fine. But you're all bone. It's a flesh wound. Happened to my face. Stop touching me. I kill you. Alright, just hold on. ...