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Jeff Dunham-Achmed

Achmeds Virgins
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Yes, it just got my flu shot. You really are dead. Wait, if I'm dead, that means I get like 72 virgins. Are you my virgin? I hope not. Why? There's a bunch of ugly *** guys out there. If this is paradise, I've been screwed.
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At 4/13/11 11:30 AM, aimtiaz20 said...

most of jeffs attempts at making achmed sound arabic come out as hispanic to me. I live with and around middle easterners and they don't sound like that. the only part he gets right is I kill you.

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