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Jack Nicholson Prank Call

This is a prank call made using audio clips from Jack's films.
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Thanks for calling blackjack pizza. Can you hold please? I'm sorry. No, uh, I'm. Let me switch people here one second. Fine. With red cabbage with carrots. Thanks. Garnished with Bermuda onion pepper cheese. Sorry to keep you waiting. Can I get the phone number, please? Hello. Can I ask you a personal question? Like you talking through a vacuum or something. I'm really having a hard time hearing you. This is ridiculous. May I ask you a personal question? What's the what question did you ask me if you ever served in an infantry unit? You ever served in an infantry unit? Ever served in a forward area? Put your life in another man's hands and put his life in yours. Yeah, OK. Can I get your phone number please? No. We can't really do what delivery without a phone number. That's correct. You have to ask me nicely. Can I please get your phone number? No. Hello. So what do you propose that I do? Naughty little *******. I'd appreciate if he would dress me as Colonel or Sir. I believe I've earned it. OK, Colonel, c...
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At 1/9/10 02:47 PM, Nightgypsy said...

Long but hilarious. The thought of making telemarkers and bill collectors sit through this to leave a message just makes me laugh even harder

At 1/15/10 09:52 AM, DaMaid said...

Hilarious, thanks

At 7/22/19 11:07 PM, PunKit said...

Unable to copy Jack Nicholson Prank Call to my acct. Error mssg states "This greeting could not be copied into your account. Please try again later. If the problem persists, please report this issue to YouMail Support Team." Please let us/me know how to copy it to my acct. Thanks

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