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Jack Nicholson drive thru
Jack Nicholson is working the drive thru
Hey, how the hell are you? Welcome to jack-in-the-box. I'm Jack, and I'll be happy to fill your order, if you know what I mean. I'd like a Jack burger and a large fry. Sorry, pal, we're cleaning the grease fire. We don't have any French fries today. OK, just give me a small order of fries. Please let. Chief, maybe you didn't hear me. I said we don't have any advise today, so how about something else? OK. In just give me an order of fries. Listen up, pal. I will put the straw in strawberry nature. Do. That's right, nature did. Who put the ape and apricot? Nature does. Right? Nature did. Now listen carefully. Who put the freak in French fries? There ain't no freakin French fries. That's what I've been trying to tell you. But breath, there ain't no freakin French fries. Now get out of my sight before I shove your teeth so far down your throat you'll have to sit on a Jack burger to eat it. Oh, and have a nice day.
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