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'I'm about to...'

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I'm about to whip somebody's [...]. So I'm about to whip somebody's-birthday(?) you if you don't leave me alone. You gonna have to send me home because I'm about to whip somebody's.
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At 6/2/08 08:58 AM, ShontaeB said...

think this is my favorite so far lol

At 6/19/08 06:22 AM, nadiasmorales said...

hell yes it is funny!!

At 7/3/08 02:30 PM, booberry said...

yeah I love this one

At 7/25/08 04:42 PM, Jerick said...

omg this is hella funny!!

At 8/8/08 10:48 AM, dizat64 said...

funniest damn thing i heard in a long time

At 9/15/08 02:56 AM, zoot said...

LMAO!

At 11/7/08 10:11 PM, JoethePlumber said...

LOL! Tight.

At 11/21/08 03:22 PM, Anonymous said...

I can't stop laughing. This was made just for me.

At 3/9/09 10:45 AM, mekalahimekahineyho said...

lmbao

At 4/8/09 09:34 AM, SHEL520 said...

love this one!!!

At 4/10/09 09:41 AM, MalHavoc said...

OMG.... I am making this the greeting for my kids when they call me from home to tattle on eachother when I'm at work!!

At 4/16/09 10:28 AM, Anonymous said...

aww mann pefect for work... lol

At 5/14/09 05:42 PM, Libbyboo2 said...

My ex. got Pissed !! HAHAH

At 5/14/09 05:42 PM, Anonymous said...

My ex. got Pissed !! HAHAH

At 6/4/09 03:46 PM, Anonymous said...

AMAZING PERFECT FOR WORK!!!

At 7/25/09 07:14 AM, sekciipantz said...

loll luv it

At 10/4/09 05:40 PM, Anonymous said...

Definately a fun one for the voicemail.

At 11/21/09 12:16 PM, calismith said...

Too funny!

At 11/21/09 07:08 PM, Thatallkid21 said...

lol

At 12/7/09 01:29 PM, CeeTee said...

LMAO.......................................... i LOVE IT

At 1/29/10 11:57 AM, marquis said...

lmao

At 2/28/10 09:13 AM, pinky5465 said...

i set this for my mama cuz she always talkn about beatn or ass

At 4/18/10 01:13 AM, Grumpster said...

Perfect one for the credit card companies.

At 10/30/10 11:48 AM, MsJenni4 said...

Its HILARIOUS!! I can't stop singing it cuz its a very cool soulful groove.

At 3/3/11 08:22 PM, cece84 said...

no longer available!!!!!!!! so now im about to whip somebody's aaaaaassssssssss!! PLEASE RE-UPLOAD so we can use!!!!!

At 7/3/11 01:26 PM, sweetlikedat said...

Lmao

At 9/26/11 08:41 PM, DCII said...

Oh man this has sooo many useful applications, THANK YOU!

At 8/2/12 07:46 AM, DarkBerry said...

i love this!

At 9/20/13 01:43 AM, Anonymous said...

He sings beautifully but I think it's very inappropriate for kids. And shame in you Malhavoc for letting your kids hear something like that. SMH some people just shouldn't be parents.

At 1/30/14 03:00 PM, SueGee said...

This is just too funny. I just laughed my *** off. We need more of these like this.

At 1/31/14 06:03 AM, Emr1 said...

Wonderful!

At 5/13/15 05:56 PM, cpickled said...

Loved it

At 2/12/18 08:35 AM, Barnes5488 said...

Mine will not download keeps saying can't copy

At 3/7/18 03:26 PM, ElNegroTaco said...

Cant download it.. I need this one ASAP! Lmao

At 5/3/18 12:07 PM, MinutePockets said...

This particular o e has not let you downloaded this ring tone for 4 months now ... Aggravating

At 7/22/18 04:30 PM, MinutePockets said...

I've been trying to download this since Feb 2018, here 5 months later I still Cant download it??? Will we ever be able to download it?

At 4/15/19 03:52 PM, Anonymous said...

I love this one

At 9/5/19 03:17 PM, ElNegroTaco said...

Finally!

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