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I Hate Dreaming

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Imagine being killed by a bow and arrow. That would suck. A arrow killed you. They would never solve the crime. Look at that guy. Let's go that way. I like. I like to hold the microphone cord like this. I pinch it together, then I'll let it go. Then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once. Let me say it now. Oh yeah, yeah. I hate dreaming because you know, when you want to sleep, you wanna sleep. Dreaming is work, you know? Like there I am, laying on my comfortable bed in my hotel room. It's beautiful. Next thing you know, I have to build a go Kart with my ex landlord. I wanna dream of me watching myself sleep.
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