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So you are-came(?) with the servers here at the beach a lot typing. I'm always down here two weekends and I'm telling you a few sick days I think(?) it's cool to carry their boards that change inside me and some clothes I wanna get changed because it hurts maybe need to pinch you know I've got some melted butter and some tongs(?) in here so nothing's-nothing's(?).