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I'm gonna sit here pouring over the weekend(?). I don't know who as a lover-and(?) ... of(?) ... equations-and(?) dog ... is(?) on tomorrow since-the(?) ... beyond(?) my comprehension. I'm sorry you had to hear that my husband tends to get a bit dark when he attempted to rate the feelings of desperate battle week school kids if they were in audiobook. I hope you get the point of what he was saying though please leave your message after the tone.