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Police Department. I need to speak with the chief who's calling? That's already in Mercer about a problem I had going the old officer. OK. Monster? Yeah. MRC. ER, OK. RCR, hold on just a moment. Yes, my name is Rd Mercer and we had a problem last night with one of y'all's officers over here, over where we're in town. He stopped my little stepdaughter last night for a burnt out taillight. And he said that he wouldn't write her a ticket if she had agreed to go on a date with you. And I ain't. I ain't gonna lie. I ain't going to stand for it. I got. I don't believe that she's doing down there trying to work up a date with one of you. Bring your daughter in here and sign this and we'll and sign a formal complaint. We'll get him here. I'm gonna do it. I'm coming down here to whoop somebody's. You come in and bring her in. I'm bringing myself down there with about a 55 gallon drum. Oh no, no, you better not do that. I guarantee she don't engage the mirror feller over down in Broken Bow, fella. I only know what y...