Free voicemail greetings

Thank you for calling Henry wl-stewart(?) or his cellular phone but I am his voicemail. Please do not be alarmed. As he's probably crying his eyes out because maurie(?) Bo [...] just told him he is not the biological son of the late singer Michael Jackson and he is not the father of two month old John Jacob jingle Hymer Schmidt. Hey that's my name too he's 99.9%. Probably having lunch with his best friend Rue Paul. So please wish him all the best after the tone and I will make sure he gets it. If you need to reach him. You may also try emailing it at [email protected]. Thanks again for calling and hope you have a swell terrific(?) day.