Free voicemail greetings
"Hello? You must be a dinosaur."
Increasingly taunting and insulting message, complete with loud smacking and a reference to sexaholics anonymous, to fake your caller into thinking that you can't hear them. It's great for telemarketers and generally annoying people.
Hello hello hello hello. Hello. Okay if anyone there I'm trying to eat right now. Hello. Oh gosh you really were doing that 1982 phone prank call call and ... real-clutter(?) ... original-michigan(?) award for regina(?) Holiday. I mean at the point of being original just to not be original all. Yeah you deserve five stars. Your amazing A+ tomorrow probably(?) was on the phone but I'm trying to eat leaving this so funny it-just(?) like over there with the mute button on my just cracking out her just the funniest thing ever. Like I said like I might need to break in-arcadia-quickly(?) so I'm kinda thinking dinosaur right now you must be a dinosaur not human only a dinosaur with think this is funny no one is ugly one gets-eaten(?) back to Rex picked out 17 with like a branch off a tree and ancient stupid tree probably looks like you let me ask you question. Do you look in the mirror everyday and go. I hate me about you do every day do this is Annette. Are you getting mad now. Are you getting angry. You should...
At 1/28/16 10:59 AM, My_Lady said...
This is soooooo me!!!
At 9/10/20 07:32 PM, Anonymous said...
lele still kicking it