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Helga's European Hair Removal
You have reached Helga's House of European Hair Removal. We can't come to the phone right now, but we look forward to helping you remove all those ugly unwanted hairs with our completely painless European hair removal system. (Scremaing in background: No Sven! You don't just rip it like that!) Leave your name and number at the tone, and Sven will call you to make an appointment.