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May I interject for a second? As a Burger Shack employee for the past three years, if there's one thing I've learned is that if you're craving White Castle, the burgers here just don't cut it. In fact, it's thinking about those 10s and little White Castle burgers. There's little itty bitty grilled onions that just explode in your mouth like flavored crystals every time you bite into one. Just makes me want to burn this ************ down. Come on, Boogie last. Burn this ************ down.