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It's time to go green. And they're not talking about recycling your cans. Are you? Crazy electric cars? I'm talking about Saint Patty's day. So big fat top of the morning to you. If you don't want to go green on Saint Patty's Day, I'll kick in the **** through. Irishman never pinches. We'll all just get together and kick you in the ****. So just remember to go green the same that Tuesday, unless you want to get your **** kicked. And if you're into a good asking, then don't wear green. It's simple. Wear green, yours is safe. Don't wear green. You get yours kicked by a bunch of crazy Irishmen or a bunch of crazy Americans and things aren't so happy. Saint Patty's Day and I look forward to kicking your ****. That is, if you into a good asking.