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Ballet how may I help you, Carlos? Carlos? Where's the hardware department? The way the hardware department? The hardware department? Yes, this is valet. What kind of hardware are you looking for, Sir? I'm looking for a tap and die and some WD40. You probably have the car facilities for that. I'm trying to buy a tap and dye and some WD40. Carlos? Son, you're teasing the gorilla in the monkey house. So are you Chinese or Japanese? Neither Carlos. Nope. Eddie stilson. Well, what do you think? I don't. Let's say I want a hammer. Do you know what a hammer is? I do. That's what I want. A damned hammer. Now where in the hell would I go? Facilities. I apologize for yelling at you. I went in there and fixed her, like fixing a carburetor. I'm Hank hill. I'll transfer you to facilities. Yes.