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Hi welcome to the guys guide(?) the Valentine's Day hotline for some advice for Valentine's Day. You never wanna suggest that it's just the Hallmark holiday. It's not as simple as a dozen red roses you gotta give her her favorite flowers and do some research. Give her a small amount of really nice chocolate(?) but if you give her too much she won't-want(?) you to know if you give her and she'll think you think she's fast and finally never asked what she wants to do for Valentine's Day because she'll say she doesn't know better just a letter thing that you forgot about it. If you have your own to leave a message.