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The problem starts when I leave my bed to get coffee. Too much money for a cup of Joe, you see. Always charge me quite a feast and there was 50 bucks to buy a latte. Each day I really should not have what they brew, but a morning without coffee will leave me in a bad mood. I'll caffeinate myself as my wallets being screwed so they'll walk 50 bucks to buy a latte. Biollante. Call Michael Jackson. We go again. But the job is too much, guys. Drink your tea. Just take all the cash, Jack. Drink all the cans. I just need the caffeine. Too much? I'm broke. Even water free.