Free voicemail greetings
George Bush Sr.
I Can't answer the phone right now, and I appreciate you not using the fax machine, and those of you who have used a fax repeat after me, "No New Faxes" And if this is Dan Quale calling you'll have to wait for the beep dummy.
Case of mistaken identity, see picture...
"Read my lips, NO NEW TAXES!", (then he raises existing taxes) "see i didnt make any new ones!, ahh huh huh".