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Don't even think you're at 16,000 feet above sea level, as soon you'll hear this when on the ground, and your callers will say: WHAT THE...
Good afternoon passengers welcome to flight 416 flying nonstop to the beach. Please store all messages in the overhead bins on the tape provided for the safety and comfort of all our passengers. We kindly ask that you observe the no mumbling sign throughout the duration of the flight. You'll notice that the captain has eliminated the message sign. So please feel free to leave one at any time.
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