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Fingers You Used Are Too Fat
Bahhh -- that was from a Simpson's episode, wasn't it?
Yes it was. It's badass nonetheless.
LMFAO WOW THATS KINDA FUCKED UP BUT IT'S PERFECT FOR MY EX xD
so very hilarious.
WOW! FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY
Perfection!! I Love this!
This is great... very funny.
LOL! That was in 1995, when Homer Simpson is trying his best to increase his weight to 300 lbs in order to have him as handicapped, so he won't go to the power plant any longer. And this is what he heard when he tries to contact the power plant that a meltdown is currently underway due to computer error
LMFAO!!!! a simple classic!!!!!
Lmmfao this here is funny
OMFG!!!!!! That is perfect for my man hand sister in law!!!!!!!!!!
Totally hilarious!!! Lmbo!!!
so perfect for my creepy horn dog landlord who thinks he's so hot and tried to say he can't use the phone easily because of THESE ( waving his hand all up in my face like I was gonna fall to me knees with desire haha lol I can't stand jerks like him so instead of feeding his ego I gave him a cheap stylus and told him that should solve his problem lol. This is gonna be the best retort ever .The gloves ARE OFF (it was a pun , and now I can't wait till he calls again to get this. . thank you roflmfao