My mother will love this when she calls.

Hahahaha I think this one is awesome!!

Col Nathan Jessup is the MAN!!!

it was great up til the end

HILLARITTTOOOUUSSSSS that was the funniest and coolest 1

It's just too long! My mother would fall asleep waiting for the beep! I kinda liked the did you expect lap dances? part, though. I agree about the end. It was just not acceptable for some of my callers.

Boring. Way too long, too much static.

Only the grotesque top performer that is way too type-A for the budget bean counters in mgmt to relate to will appreciate this...and VERY FEW of those mgrs are big enough to accept how humorous this really is, so it won't actually be USED in an outgoing msg...BUT, I'm still wiping the tears of hyperventilating laughter from my eyes...thank you!

Way too long!!!

Way too long, and not that funny.

At the beginning, impression for Jack was pretty good...Tom not at all close. However, the longer the message played, the worse the impression became. Way, way too long. If I'd gotten this message, I would have hung up after the first two lines

Didn't even listen to the end. It was just too fricken long