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Fear & Loathing

Quote from beginning of Fear & Loathing, We had two bags of grass...
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We had two bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, 5 sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine. The whole Galaxy of multi colored uppers, Downers, screamers, laughers. Also 1/4 tequila quarter rum case of beer, pint of raw, either 2000 animals. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
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At 6/23/12 10:56 AM, freeburd60 said...

I love it funny and if you really have all that stuff don't use it....lol

At 7/31/12 11:09 PM, Anonymous said...

Sounds great, if you lived where I do, damn.

At 11/28/12 09:16 PM, Swine said...

Best movie ever!

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