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Hello, friend, and thanks for calling flatulence anonymous. All of our counselors are preoccupied right now. So while you're waiting, please recite with me. Are so ready to prayer? Lord? Grant me the serenity to accept the gas I cannot hold, the courage to withstand the gas of a neighbor, and the wisdom to blame it all on the dog. Amen. Oh, that didn't sound too good.
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