Free voicemail greetings
Fake office message
Hi you've reached the offices of McClintock and McClintock, if your calling for McClintock press 1, if your calling for the other McClintock press 2, if your calling for customer service press 3, if your not calling for customer service or either of the McClintock's please go out in your back-yard and hit yourself in the head with a hammer now. If you don't have a hammer press 4, if you don't have a back-yard press 5, if you don't have a head press 6. If you just calling to annoy us please wait for the beep and hang up.
Hello, you've reached the offices of Mcclintock and Mcclintock. If you're calling from Mcclintock, Press 1. If you're calling for the other Mcclintock, press 2. If you're calling for customer service, press 3. If you're not calling for customer service or for either of them Mcclintock, please go out in your backyard and hit yourself in the head with a hammer. Now. If you don't have a hammer, press 4. If you don't have a backyard, press 5. If you don't have a head, press 6. If you're just calling to annoy us, Please wait for the beep. Then hang up.
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