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F-Word Usages
George Carlin explains the various usages for the F Bomb!
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word [...] all of the English words that begin with the letter [...] [...] is the only word that is referred to as the password. It's the one magical word. Just my head-sound(?) can describe the pain pleasure date(?) and love as most words in the English language is derived from the German's award ... which means to strike in English [...] falls into to many grammatical categories as a transferred over for instance John [...] Shirley hasn't been transferred over to Shirley Fox. It's meaning is not always sexual can be used as an entry to such as John's doing all the [...] work as part of an amber(?) Shirley talks too [...] much as an end of enhancing and ajit(?) is Shirley is [...] beautiful. As of now I don't give a [...] as part of the war. I'm so [...] ... than(?) [...] incredible as almost every word in the sentence [...] for [...] [...] as you must realize there aren't too many words with the person to live(?) the [...] as ...
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27 comments
F**kin funny! VERY long
F#%k me.......this is hilarious! Would I actually use it as a voice mail greeting?? F#%k NO!!!
Gotta love it.
Thats F**k'n halarious!!!
this is the fucking bomb!!!
I believe this Monty Python not George Carlin.
No not Monty Python...DEFINITELY George Carlin!!
Its Monty, not Carlin. Though I wonder if theres any Carlin messages on here......
Its not Carlin. There's tones to his voice, but it's not Carlin.
Actually I think it is Carlin when he was younger
Very funny doesn't sound like Carlin but it is one of his older skits
WTF!
Absolutely fxxking amazing. Now how the fxk you like that?
pretty cool. just the right voice for it too lol
This is Carlin...I have the dvd with the best of him - there's a whole skit on this...he did it in his younger years. Hillarious!
This will be great for my Ex ....who continues to mislead and lie!
Fkn love it!
Nice greeting of an explanation!
It seems it is my turn to pay tribute to good ol' f*cking George. I think it is George's voice, in a sense, it is just weird sounding because it is computer generated. He'd be f*cking proud y'all cared so much to fuss about it.
This is going on the fkn voicemail right fkn now
It's not George, it's not Monty.....IT'S GARY OWENS FROM LAUGH IN!
IT is Carlin and on his "A Place For My Stuff" album. It 100% absolutely is him.
That's Fu--ken Great.
F%#@N OMG MADE MY F@$#N DAY, NIGHT, FOREVER
I fuckin' love it!
I've it
Any sexy daddies plz serious only 7153301294