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George Carlin explains the various usages for the F Bomb!
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Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word [...] all of the English words that begin with the letter [...] [...] is the only word that is referred to as the password. It's the one magical word. Just my head-sound(?) can describe the pain pleasure date(?) and love as most words in the English language is derived from the German's award ... which means to strike in English [...] falls into to many grammatical categories as a transferred over for instance John [...] Shirley hasn't been transferred over to Shirley Fox. It's meaning is not always sexual can be used as an entry to such as John's doing all the [...] work as part of an amber(?) Shirley talks too [...] much as an end of enhancing and ajit(?) is Shirley is [...] beautiful. As of now I don't give a [...] as part of the war. I'm so [...] ... than(?) [...] incredible as almost every word in the sentence [...] for [...] [...] as you must realize there aren't too many words with the person to live(?) the [...] as ...
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27 comments
At 10/8/10 09:01 PM, Blacksun5084 said...

F**kin funny! VERY long

At 10/9/10 03:16 PM, blondilox said...

F#%k me.......this is hilarious! Would I actually use it as a voice mail greeting?? F#%k NO!!!

At 11/9/10 11:38 AM, dwarf said...

Gotta love it.

At 11/29/10 10:58 PM, AJKATANA said...

Thats F**k'n halarious!!!

At 12/25/10 12:55 PM, bluesteelz said...

this is the fucking bomb!!!

At 1/6/11 10:34 PM, Anonymous said...

I believe this Monty Python not George Carlin.

At 2/8/11 12:11 PM, moneza said...

No not Monty Python...DEFINITELY George Carlin!!

At 2/14/11 10:43 PM, Amayathysta said...

Its Monty, not Carlin. Though I wonder if theres any Carlin messages on here......

At 4/29/11 11:13 PM, Amayathysta said...

Its not Carlin. There's tones to his voice, but it's not Carlin.

At 11/8/11 09:28 PM, 96dsmdemon said...

Actually I think it is Carlin when he was younger

At 8/29/12 02:43 AM, Richboy4life said...

Very funny doesn't sound like Carlin but it is one of his older skits

At 9/10/12 05:22 PM, ctanas said...

WTF!

At 1/30/13 07:15 PM, Mr_MarkSimonSr_ said...

Absolutely fxxking amazing. Now how the fxk you like that?

At 5/5/13 09:22 PM, djtrixxx said...

pretty cool. just the right voice for it too lol

At 5/13/13 02:13 PM, verdeplease said...

This is Carlin...I have the dvd with the best of him - there's a whole skit on this...he did it in his younger years. Hillarious!

At 4/22/14 07:57 PM, shelly1970 said...

This will be great for my Ex ....who continues to mislead and lie!

At 5/28/14 05:17 PM, Caligirl714 said...

Fkn love it!

At 5/30/14 04:39 PM, babyboy14622 said...

Nice greeting of an explanation!

At 3/27/15 11:15 AM, Anonymous said...

It seems it is my turn to pay tribute to good ol' f*cking George. I think it is George's voice, in a sense, it is just weird sounding because it is computer generated. He'd be f*cking proud y'all cared so much to fuss about it.

At 5/19/15 04:10 PM, tinyboi said...

This is going on the fkn voicemail right fkn now

At 3/24/16 07:44 PM, uncle_b said...

It's not George, it's not Monty.....IT'S GARY OWENS FROM LAUGH IN!

At 12/1/16 10:13 AM, AlexPK said...

IT is Carlin and on his "A Place For My Stuff" album. It 100% absolutely is him.

At 6/23/17 11:29 AM, Anonymous said...

That's Fu--ken Great.

At 12/10/18 05:42 PM, Maintain said...

F%#@N OMG MADE MY F@$#N DAY, NIGHT, FOREVER

At 2/23/20 05:27 AM, Anonymous said...

I fuckin' love it!

At 11/17/21 06:34 PM, Anonymous said...

I've it

At 12/8/21 10:13 AM, Gignacc said...

Any sexy daddies plz serious only 7153301294

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