F-Word Usages

George Carlin explains the various usages for the F Bomb!
Added: 7/26/10
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Comments On This Greeting ( 24 )
Comment Icon At 10/9/10, 4:01 AM, Blacksun5084 said...
F**kin funny! VERY long
Comment Icon At 10/9/10, 10:16 PM, blondilox said...
F#%k me.......this is hilarious! Would I actually use it as a voice mail greeting?? F#%k NO!!!
Comment Icon At 11/9/10, 7:38 PM, dwarf said...
Gotta love it.
Comment Icon At 11/30/10, 6:58 AM, AJKATANA said...
Thats F**k'n halarious!!!
Comment Icon At 12/25/10, 8:55 PM, bluesteelz said...
this is the fucking bomb!!!
Comment Icon At 1/7/11, 6:34 AM, *Anonymous* said...
I believe this Monty Python not George Carlin.
Comment Icon At 2/8/11, 8:11 PM, moneza said...
No not Monty Python...DEFINITELY George Carlin!!
Comment Icon At 2/15/11, 6:43 AM, Amayathysta said...
Its Monty, not Carlin. Though I wonder if theres any Carlin messages on here......
Comment Icon At 4/30/11, 6:13 AM, Amayathysta said...
Its not Carlin. There's tones to his voice, but it's not Carlin.
Comment Icon At 11/9/11, 5:28 AM, 96dsmdemon said...
Actually I think it is Carlin when he was younger
Comment Icon At 8/29/12, 9:43 AM, Richboy4life said...
Very funny doesn't sound like Carlin but it is one of his older skits
Comment Icon At 9/11/12, 12:22 AM, ctanas said...
WTF!
Comment Icon At 1/31/13, 3:15 AM, Mr_MarkSimonSr_ said...
Absolutely fxxking amazing. Now how the fxk you like that?
Comment Icon At 5/6/13, 4:22 AM, djtrixxx said...
pretty cool. just the right voice for it too lol
Comment Icon At 5/13/13, 9:13 PM, verdeplease said...
This is Carlin...I have the dvd with the best of him - there's a whole skit on this...he did it in his younger years. Hillarious!
Comment Icon At 4/23/14, 2:57 AM, shelly1970 said...
This will be great for my Ex ....who continues to mislead and lie!
Comment Icon At 5/29/14, 12:17 AM, Caligirl714 said...
Fkn love it!
Comment Icon At 5/30/14, 11:39 PM, babyboy14622 said...
Nice greeting of an explanation!
Comment Icon At 3/27/15, 6:15 PM, *Anonymous* said...
It seems it is my turn to pay tribute to good ol' f*cking George. I think it is George's voice, in a sense, it is just weird sounding because it is computer generated. He'd be f*cking proud y'all cared so much to fuss about it.
Comment Icon At 5/19/15, 11:10 PM, tinyboi said...
This is going on the fkn voicemail right fkn now
Comment Icon At 3/25/16, 2:44 AM, uncle_b said...
It's not George, it's not Monty.....IT'S GARY OWENS FROM LAUGH IN!
Comment Icon At 12/1/16, 6:13 PM, AlexPK said...
IT is Carlin and on his "A Place For My Stuff" album. It 100% absolutely is him.
Comment Icon At 6/23/17, 6:29 PM, *Anonymous* said...
That's Fu--ken Great.
Comment Icon At 12/11/18, 1:42 AM, Maintain said...
F%#@N OMG MADE MY [email protected]$#N DAY, NIGHT, FOREVER

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