Free voicemail greetings
Excessively Confusing Voicemail
Hi, We're not in right now to take your call, If you would like to leave a message please press #, press 3 then dial your name, then press 6 then dial your number, then press * then 69, ask for extension 4443 then leave your name and message. If you would like to leave your number & time you called please press * twice, bark like a dog, spin in a circle, press 1 26 times, then wait for the beep. Hilarious prank to pull on friends, send them to voicemail hell
Hi we're not in right now to take your call but if you'd like to leave us a message please press # press three then dial your name and press six or dial your number then press star 69 and ask for extension 4443 and leave your name and message if you want to leave your number and the time you call please press star twice bark like a dog spinning in circles. Press 1:26 times and wait for the.
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23 comments
This made me laugh outloud. It is one of the best!
well said. give your ditched caller as dose of their own back to them.
Awww, i've had this on my standard voicemail for years and i was so happy that i was the only one i knew that had it. Now anyone and everyone can have it. Oh well, still a great greeting!
it's funny. but why would have a voice mail for multiple years and not change it, was this your main VM?
I hope not
I've had one the worst week's and days ever0this just made me laugh after crying all afternoon. LAMO!! too funny.
This is sooo funny
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's actually a real voicemail ditchmail message that is quite good added recently
I love this. Telemarketers eat your heart out. I've added all the numbers to this greeting. Does anyone know how to block or ditch unavailable numbers? I know how to block unknown numbers. I figured out there is a difference
I love this. Telemarketers eat your heart out. I've added all the numbers to this greeting. Does anyone know how to block or ditch unavailable numbers? I know how to block unknown numbers. I figured out there is a difference
OMG!! I am cracking up!!! Definitely will use this!!
This is an awesome one to prank friends...
ha i lovve this one i had it a long time ago lmfao
That's to funny
Lol this thing is funny :)
Perfect to keep a dumb person busy
Too Funny!!!
OMG!! This is very funny, love it.....
funny as hell
I Luv it thanks
I can't hear the greetings in my phone. I'm worried it won't work. :-(
Hahaha! So funny..