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Excessively Confusing Voicemail

Hi, We're not in right now to take your call, If you would like to leave a message please press #, press 3 then dial your name, then press 6 then dial your number, then press * then 69, ask for extension 4443 then leave your name and message. If you would like to leave your number & time you called please press * twice, bark like a dog, spin in a circle, press 1 26 times, then wait for the beep. Hilarious prank to pull on friends, send them to voicemail hell
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Hi we're not in right now to take your call but if you'd like to leave us a message please press # press three then dial your name and press six or dial your number then press star 69 and ask for extension 4443 and leave your name and message if you want to leave your number and the time you call please press star twice bark like a dog spinning in circles. Press 1:26 times and wait for the.
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23 comments
At 8/2/07 01:10 PM, Ruthann said...

This made me laugh outloud. It is one of the best!

At 8/2/07 05:13 PM, DougC said...

well said. give your ditched caller as dose of their own back to them.

At 8/13/07 10:58 PM, lasavior said...

Awww, i've had this on my standard voicemail for years and i was so happy that i was the only one i knew that had it. Now anyone and everyone can have it. Oh well, still a great greeting!

At 10/8/08 07:19 AM, Anonymous said...

it's funny. but why would have a voice mail for multiple years and not change it, was this your main VM?

At 10/8/08 07:20 AM, Anonymous said...

I hope not

At 10/17/08 06:52 PM, Velizze said...

I've had one the worst week's and days ever0this just made me laugh after crying all afternoon. LAMO!! too funny.

At 11/10/08 02:41 PM, Vinny2008 said...

This is sooo funny

At 12/7/08 09:39 AM, Dori said...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At 4/6/09 03:30 PM, Anonymous said...

There's actually a real voicemail ditchmail message that is quite good added recently

At 6/3/09 05:31 PM, Anonymous said...

I love this. Telemarketers eat your heart out. I've added all the numbers to this greeting. Does anyone know how to block or ditch unavailable numbers? I know how to block unknown numbers. I figured out there is a difference

At 6/3/09 05:31 PM, Anonymous said...

I love this. Telemarketers eat your heart out. I've added all the numbers to this greeting. Does anyone know how to block or ditch unavailable numbers? I know how to block unknown numbers. I figured out there is a difference

At 8/7/09 01:23 PM, CoolGirl said...

OMG!! I am cracking up!!! Definitely will use this!!

At 2/21/10 06:04 PM, Trixy said...

This is an awesome one to prank friends...

At 6/28/10 04:06 PM, 2theumailwithya said...

ha i lovve this one i had it a long time ago lmfao

At 10/12/11 09:55 PM, Mdot80 said...

That's to funny

At 12/17/11 11:52 PM, aaron0e1 said...

Lol this thing is funny :)

At 3/13/12 02:18 PM, C64T said...

Perfect to keep a dumb person busy

At 9/13/12 10:26 PM, stephanie0609 said...

Too Funny!!!

At 10/10/12 06:22 AM, Bennett12 said...

OMG!! This is very funny, love it.....

At 4/19/13 05:18 PM, SavedbyGrace466 said...

funny as hell

At 8/14/13 10:47 AM, jitters said...

I Luv it thanks

At 3/1/14 04:06 PM, Iven22 said...

I can't hear the greetings in my phone. I'm worried it won't work. :-(

At 3/8/18 11:23 PM, ChevyMills said...

Hahaha! So funny..

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