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Looking for my wallet and my car keys. Well, we can't have gone too far. Just as soon as I find my glasses. I'm sure I'll see just where they are. Supposed to meet someone for lunch today. But I can't remember where. Or who it is that I am meeting. Isn't my organizer somewhere? I'm out of left it on the counter. Maybe outside in the car? Last time I remember driving. That memory enhancement seminar. What's that far off, distant ringing? And that strangely familiar tone. Must be the person I am meeting. Calling me on my brand new cordless telephone. I might have left it under the covers. Maybe outside on the lawn? Now I've got just one more ring to go. Before my answering machine kicks on. Hi, this is Tom and your call means a lot to me, so leave a message at the tone. I'll do my best to try to remember. To call you back when I get home. Tom, this is Gwendolyn. And I'm trying not to cry. I've been waiting here for over an hour. ...