Free voicemail greetings

Ohh. Don't leave a message. No, don't leave a message. You heard me. Don't leave a message, you could have emailed. How come you're trying to leave a message? I told you. Don't even message me. It's the brain. Why don't you get it? I won't listen to your message. Even Norman. You really should have text it. Because that'll get attention. Your persistence is impressive. Don't leave a message. So how come you don't get it? I told you, don't leave a message. You should have disconnected. Instead, you're wasting precious seconds. Now a question. Your intelligence, where you stand entering English? Maybe I should speak in French then, because maybe then you will get it.