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DONT CALL ANYMORE
THANKS FOR CALLING AND RUINING THE REST OF MY DAY! PLEASE DO US ALL A FAVOR, AND JUST DON'T CALL ANYMORE. YOU ARE WASTING YOUR MINUTES, AND, MY MINUTES, NOT TO MENTION MY TIME. I WONT BE ABLE GET THAT TIME BACK, EVER! SO, I DON'T WANT TO WASTE ANY AMOUNT OF TIME IN MY LIFE TALKING TO YOU. SO, JUST STOP CALLING. EVEN I AM SICK OF TAKING YOUR MESSAGES, AND I'M NOT EVEN REAL. GOOD BYE, AND HAVE A NICE DAY.
Thanks for calling and ruining the rest of my day. Please do us all a favor and just don't call any more you are wasting your minutes and my minutes not to mention my time. I won't be able get that time back ever so fine don't want to waste any amount of time in my life talking to you. So just stop calling even I am sick of taking your messages and I'm not even real. Goodbye and have a nice day.
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9 comments
HAHAHAHAHA! tight! i think i might have to use that one!
What do you use to create these messages?
so this one made me laugh out loud. I guess i'm easily amused?
awesome!!!
Did you use the talking monkey website?
you are missing a to between ABLE GET
really people? this is included with every windows computer made today...its microsoft sam. in speech recognition. on YOUR computer.
Abuse CAPS much? or only people?
I LOVE AT This Greeting