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Ditchy Jane Barbe - Changed to an unlisted number!
The famous Jane Barbe has an intercept message for your callers that includes some phrases they might not expect. After saying your phone has been changed to an unlisted number, she accuses the caller of being untrustworthy, dull, and then ends with a classic brush-off phrase! (sampled from Evan Doorbell's library of telephone sounds at phonetrips.com)
I'm sorry you're(?) talking to have an infection today at the customer's request the romantic side of your nature come out. The number you have reached has been changed to a non-published number. If you need confidential advice you may stay on the line get involved-my-charm(?) and tech-are(?) always trust really well there's no need to Saturday's image(?) intervention. Please make a note of it. This is a recording. Have fun.
This is a great ditch mail!!!