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Dickens Cider (short version)

Very funny....just be careful to limit who gets this one, particularly if you boss, family, etc., lacks a sense of humor!
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Hi, I'm spy. You know, when I'm driving down Route 9 W on a hot summer day, me and the missus always stop at Dickens Dickens fruit stand. They've got everything from fruit to vegetables, homemade pies. But there is nothing like their cider. Ain't that right, honey? **** insider? Yes, Sir. Why, even though we were late for church last Sunday, she had to have a ****** **** ****** her. She says there ain't nothing. Even my minister says his wife enjoys a ****** **** ****** her now and then. Hey, why don't you bring some home in our protective plastic rib bottle? That way it'll stay fresh. Or you can let it sit awhile and have some **** **** ****** her. She's good at lunch, good at dinner, and there's nothing like waking up with * **** insider Dickens fruit stand just off Route 9 W and Country Rd 69 open 24 hours because after a chilly summer night, I like to snuggle up in bed. Weather hot **** ******?
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At 12/17/09 05:14 PM, playfulpup said...

OMG!

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